A good journalist would ask? with WHOM did you enjoy your Friday night? WHAT did you do? WHY did you choose to do that? WHEN did it start and WHEN did it end? HOW did you manage to do this? WHERE did you take delight for this Friday night?
Come on Aunt Peggy, a good journalist would ask those questions indeed. But an excellent journalist can figure this thing out based on the clues we have in the simple picture.
1. We have holly leaves hanging on a tree. This leads us to believe it was a romantic encounter.
2. Friday night was a fantastically clear and fair evening, so it could be deduced to engaging in a short walk.
3. Did I mention the holly leaves? It is a common representation of mistletoe, and we all know what happens when there is mistletoe hanging around...And then what happens after that...
If those three things don't do it, then we'll have to hold her down and beat her with wet socks until she does tell.
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A good journalist would ask?
with WHOM did you enjoy your Friday night?
WHAT did you do?
WHY did you choose to do that?
WHEN did it start and WHEN did it end?
HOW did you manage to do this?
WHERE did you take delight for this Friday night?
DON'T KEEP US HANGIN'!
Come on Aunt Peggy, a good journalist would ask those questions indeed. But an excellent journalist can figure this thing out based on the clues we have in the simple picture.
1. We have holly leaves hanging on a tree. This leads us to believe it was a romantic encounter.
2. Friday night was a fantastically clear and fair evening, so it could be deduced to engaging in a short walk.
3. Did I mention the holly leaves? It is a common representation of mistletoe, and we all know what happens when there is mistletoe hanging around...And then what happens after that...
If those three things don't do it, then we'll have to hold her down and beat her with wet socks until she does tell.
How do you feel about this reasoning?
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